Wednesday 28 March 2007

#18

















Dan, one of our core gauntlet gatherers, spotted this on a Tesco run. This 'bad ass' glove was a little worse for wear after a heavy night and had somehow managed to find himself on one of London's hop-on hop-off bus tours.
Finally sober enough to realise he didn't understand a word of the Spanish commentary and had seen Buckingham Palace 18 times, he was able to stagger off at the Marylebone Road stop. We're told he has since been employed by Madame Tussauds as a glove for their wax Marlon Brandow playing Johnny Strabler from the movie The Wild One.

#17















Pitshanger Lane.
"Where's my bike?! MY BIKE?!"
"Where's my bike?! MY BIKE?!"
"Where's my bike?! MY BIKE?!" were the only words we could get from this specimen.

#16















Carlton Road, Ealing.
Sandra regularly sunbathes topless outside the house of her ex-boyfriend. When asked if she was doing this out of spite she replied "No, we are still friends and we even enjoy the odd fling. This just happens to be the sunniest footpath in all Ealing."

#15















Pitshanger Lane, Ealing.
"Hey man, what's with the camera? I'm just kicking it here waiting for my crew. Is this for FHM?"